HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

i found this on one of the bulletin board post in friendster. found it funny, and TRUE!!

You got to find somebody who likes the
same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
she should like it that you like
sports, and she should keep the chips
and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they
grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you
get to find out later who you're stuck
with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because
you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE
ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on
whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD
HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people
should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say
if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a
treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each
other lies and that Usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second
date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT
WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next
day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in
all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen,
so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss
someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the
right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but
not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to
explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty,
even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10